Room 101 Speech

Dont Get Me Started On Adverts. in that respect like marmite, you either love them or hate them and I personally hate them. Whether its abduces on the television or in a magazine, they ar all irritating and pointless. Its TV adverts that ar the worst though. Youre seance at home reflection Titanic on ITV, when Kate Winslet whispers her lasts words to Leonardo- I will never let go, and releases him into the depths of the Atlantic. Youre sniveling becomes sobbing, the tear begin to flow and then Stacey Solomons voice ruins the atmosphere, advertising the modish frozen mini cheesecakes on the infamous Iceland advert.Your grief soon turns to fire and you think it cant get either worse, until your hear the dysphemistic line thats why mums go to Iceland The frantic moment has g unrivalled and you have to sit through two to leash minutes of boring adverts. There are hundreds of these irritating adverts. From the go discriminate advert to the auto glass- the list goes on Its not solely the emotional or romantic atmosphere they ruin either, its the suspense, swordplay or great sporting moment that you miss. Like when youre watching a great episode of Midsummer Murders and you just are ab turn out(predicate) to find out who murdered the teacher and the adverts appear.They are beyond annoying. more than anything, its the catch phrases and little jingles that are most annoying. I acceptt know how many days Go compare has been gang in my ears for after just the first word of the famous advert. A lot of the adverts are advertising pointless things that tidy sum see so many clocks that they fag outt care for the latest insurance policy comparison website and when it comes to it a lot of people just to Google for help. We all bash out, purses and wallets in hand handing over ridiculous amounts of money for something we dont raze need and doesnt work only that the advert makes attend to easy.How much does it say about the products that they have t o use sneaky methods to grapple them? Its quite sickening when you see adverts that are aimed at peoples fears and worries. The Pensions and Life Insurance that wont actually pay you out any more money than youve paid in and that you took out because of the tear-jerking advert full of puppies and sickly sweet children. They seem to guilt trip you into talent over money and its not that I dont feel sorry for them, its just in the middle of a programmes isnt the right time.To stand out from the rest, companies enlist famous people to appear in their adverts or do voice overs. But these celebrities already earn thousands of pounds and, for example, Gary Lineker on the Walkers adverts is an ex footballer who probably wasnt even allowed to eat the crisps when he was working is advertising a fatty food for thought that is already famous and the money only goes to contributing towards his next sports car, certainly the ridiculous amount of money spent on these adverts could go to break up causes, after all its probably my money that pays for it and I dont even watch itIm not the only one that hates adverts also, research shows that a massive 91% of people agree with us, dictum adverts ruin television programmes and a huge 79% of people asked utter they wished statements were banned Some people find adverts useful and say it gives them time to go to the toilet or make a cup of tea, but in an hour long programme there are iv breaks. Surely people dont need to get up four times, (every 15 minutes) to do these useful things. Furthermore, adverts are simply to advertise different products or services.But who actually watches them? Not me, and Im not the only one. 94% of people dont pay any attention to the adverts, and 86% of these people change the channel over whilst these adverts are on. So, adverts, they do nothing but annoy people, they ruin programmes and people dont even watch them. Therefore they arent even fulfilling the goal of them nor are the putting m oney to good use and they are socially irresponsible. All of this together means room 101 is the only fleck for them, clearly.